Make An Honest Man Of Him

( OMG... I know it's just a prank, but the icons are making me want to kill myself creatively with a spoon and some gum.

I don't really believe in pranking on April Fool's Day, mostly because Kitty always pulls very mean pranks and I don't like tricking people, and also I am a TERRIBLE liar. >_>;;

That being said, I am having some fun instead! I drew this a while ago, and am now in a huge art block. )


There are many questions raised when I look at this:

One: How does Ratcliffe always manage to be pimptastic, and where can I get me a purple tux?

Two: Under what context would this be occurring, and how many bad fanfictions will it take to make this happen?

Three: Would Wiggins be able to pass himself off as a woman in colonial English society, or would his voice be a dead giveaway?
By Ratcliffe's standards of "a man's not a man unless he knows how to shoot", I can only assume his views on poor, doesn't-know-what-he's-in-for Wiggins.

Four: Why is his dress white? *wiiiink* We all know what's really going on there. C'mon.

Five: Where are Wiggins' hands?

THE PASTELS. OH GAWD THEY BURN MY RETINAS!

All that aside, I now want to write a badfic in which this happens. Perhaps I have been unwittingly beaten to the punch. I suppose only time will tell!

Happy April Fool's Day, guys! Try not to emo too much about the icons- we've all suffered through Toilet, er, sorry... Twilight, we can bear it for one day. Right?
( So grateful I got Legend of the Seeker. I watched it once. XD )

( Also, happy birthday to Hanatarou Yamada! *nerd nerd nerd* )

...Or, perhaps I am serious. It is possible that I may or may not have already written something. *eyebrow wiggle*
Yyyeah, I need some serious help.

Characters are (c) Disney and all of that usual banter!